As the elusive Georges-Kevin N’koudou continues the longest medical ever to be undertaken at Hotspur Way, the mystifying sea of garbage relating to summer transfers continues it’s race through the gutter that is the British tabloid press.
Zlatan signs for United, Batshuayi pens for Chelsea and some chap called Grant forgot his self esteem and in his darkest hour, jumped in Arsene Wenger’s ‘Chitty Chitty Bang Bang’-esque child catching van and made his way to Woolwich to sit with the omni-injured Jack Wilshere in the Emirates’ physio room.
Meanwhile, down under, a lilywhite army devoid of it’s Euro punished star attractions sent their untested young guns out for a pre-season workout to face two European titans in the form of Juventus and Atletico Madrid.
All teams taking part in the token Australian pre-season ‘cup’ tournament fielded weakened teams, running the rule over potential stars from their youth setups and were having a look at their recent signings in a competitive environment.
Despite losing both games, there were some more than promising performances from our academy prospects, with Marcus Edwards, Anton Walkes, Will Miller, Cameron Carter-Vickers, Kyle Walker Peters, Harry Winks, Josh Onomah, Shayon Harrison and even DeAndre Yedlin all successfully giving an account of themselves that means any of them could step in as back up if needed this season, I really hope we get to see them play together again and that they get a run out early on in our league and FA cup campaigns. There is reason for optimism from what I saw in those games.
Special mention goes to Marcus Edwards, as his close control runs and apparent shining confidence far outweighed his miniature 17 year old frame in terms of effectiveness. I’m certainly not going to tout him as the next Lionel Messi/Dele Alli, but there is a slim chance he might just be something a bit special if handled right. The rumours regarding his awkward contract negotiations doesn’t bode incredibly well, but he is signed up for the next year at least with the promise of game time as a clause. He could be magnificent, he could be another Giovanni Dos Santos, either way, with Poch present to nurture and mentor, there is no reason not to hope for the best with this young talent’s development. I for one am excited to see what happens either way.
We did get to have a look at our new striker signing from Holland, the Kane framed Vincent Jannsen. His arrival accompanied the frenzied circulation of his youtube highlight reel on social media, which as all highlight reels, showed us the best bits of a big powerful striker banging in net busters from all angles.
If he can live up to his exploits in the Eridivise last year, we could have a very useful goal scorer on our hands. My main concern is that he appears to be very, very similar in style to Harry Kane. It may just be the longing for a second coming of Jermain Defoe, but I cant help but feel we need a smaller, quicker, skillful player to compliment Harry and that having another player of the same style is missing a trick when we still lack a speed merchant to lead the line. I truly hope to be proved wrong and have full faith in the choices of Paul Mitchell and Poch, but until he shows something more than what I saw in the albeit meaningless games in Oz, I am yet to be excited by what he can bring to the team. Hopefully with a full compliment of our strongest starting lineup behind him, he can show us something special.
Erik Lamela provided for me, the highlight of the games. His transformation from initial injury ridden obscurity and ineffectiveness when he first arrived to skillful, industrious, goal scoring workhorse seems to be complete. Over the last couple of seasons he has gone from strength to strength, with the odd flash of world class magnificence displayed in a random rabona goal and the skillful ankle breaking destruction of an opponent flanked by the odd ineffective performance and petulant reaction to refereeing decisions. The negative attributes have become less and the positives more, resulting in a hungry, strong, passionate player who despite looking a bit like a transvestite, has a real bite and tenacity about him. He appears to love playing for our club and manager and I get a real sense that he could go on to be a monstrous asset this coming season. It was awesome to see him enter the frey at halftime against Juventus and inspire the younger players around him, providing a level of effort and ability that far outweighed any player on the field from either side, capping off his performance with a goal. With the introduction of harsher punishment this season against players abusing the referee, he will have to keep his temper in check when pulled up over strong challenges. That said, if Chelsea decide to act the twat and poke the bear this year, I will forgive him in advance if he decides to put his studs on Fabregas’ hand again.
The ever inconsistent Christian Eriksen is currently in contractual negotiations with the club, demanding more than the 30k a week he currently receives. To be fair, in the current market he is worth at least double that and I hope Levy gets it done so he can concentrate on improving his game. When he’s good, he’s superb, but when he’s bad, he may as well not be on the field. His brief appearance in Oz was a performance of the latter, but he was recovering from an illness and it was just a preseason run around so he gets the full benefit of the doubt. I just hope he can progress this season, with a higher set piece conversion rate and a greater level of consistency. As we all know, when he gets his set pieces right they are unstoppable, world class even. He just needs to get it right more often.
Victor Wanyama looks like an astute bit of business. Big, powerful, athletic and reliable, we knew what we were getting following his performances for Southampton and Celtic respectively. He can slot in next to any of our current defensive midfield stalwarts and provide a presence and ability that can improve the team if required. Whether or not he should be picked ahead of Dier or Dembele is certainly up for debate but at least we know he is there if needed, as far as backup goes, they don’t come much better. He gave a good account of himself in Oz, helping the youngsters and bossing his section of the field. He could prove to be important for us this year, if steel is needed, he will provide it.
In terms of outgoings, anything could happen. I expect us to finally seal a move for Fazio to Roma and a few fringe players will probably head out, Alex Pritchard, Clinton Njie and Bentaleb leading the pack according to the press but nothing has been confirmed yet so pointless to speculate.
At the time of writing this, there are 11 days to go until the season begins again. It truly can’t come soon enough. Lets see off White Hart Lane this season achieving something spectacular, it certainly would appear we’ve got the tools with which to do so.
Oh, and lets not forget Champions bloody league football at Wembley Stadium. Bring on that lilywhite chorus singing into the Wembley night sky, ‘Ohh when the Spurs….’
Come On You Spurs.